Burung garuda..erkk..burung enggang atau kenyalang paruh putih
Pemandangan indah
Pemandangan indah..eh eh..ni maser bakti siswa,cuci kubur ngan masjid..hehe
ni le kawan2 baru and bakal2 guru Malaysia
geng2 aku yang sejati..sayang korang!!!
ni la cikgu2 laki yang terakhir..
ni pic aku ngan geng ngan fasi2
ni bakal2 cikgi cikgi
niler gambar2 aku kt pangkor maser kem bina insan..huhu
Hello and Assalamualaikum..
There is request asking me to elobrate more on my program that i am doing now..
okay this is my answer..
DPLI is one program under KPT and KPM that have been organize to fullfilling the needs of teacher in school..the program is similar to KPLI but the difference is DPLI is for Secondary school.And DPLI program is more open and were done in IPTA..such as Uitm,USM,UTM,UPM, and etc..
their allowance is similar to KPLI..1300++
KPM or KPT will pay all your fees except something somewhere you must pay yourself..
DPLI courses period time is 10 month compared to KPLI takes 12 month..
This program intake is advertise on may or june every year,hoping that goverment will continue it since im second batch..heheh
the intake may base on what degree you have( your expertise) and your interview..(of course)..subject that you will teach on scholl may base on your degree or maybe on what courses that you follow in DPLI program such as TESL,Sains pertanian, KH and srt
okay..i think thats all..if anything..you can ask again since im very keen to answer..hehe
wassalam
Agaknya pasangan ni mengamalkan pepatah "Biar Mati Anak, Jangan Mati
Adat...." tapi dalam kes ni "Jangan Mati BMW"..
Kes naya betul....kalau anak tu umur tak panjang..or jadi cacat
ker...iyalah tengah hari rembang dalam kereta...baru mak dia kluar air
mata darah...
Terkedu juga baca citer ni sebab kejadian sebenar di MALAYSIA.
Ini adalah sketsa keluarga seperti yang dilaporkan oleh wife aku tadi.
Berlaku hari ini (1 Feb 2008). Masa rehat jumaat tadi, wife aku pegi
Shah Alam Mall.
Setelah lunch kat situ dengan member dia, depa berjalan menuju ke car
park.
Car park yang mengadap DEMC tu..
Kelihatan lebih kurang 50 orang manusia sedang mengerumuni sebuah BMW.
Kelihatan di sebelah BMW seorang perempuan sedang menangis...alahai
kesiannya...
Wife aku mendekati kumpulan orang ramai dan mendapati ada seorang budak
lelaki berumur 1 tahun sedang menangis meronta-ronta dalam car seat kat
belakang (dalam BMW tu).
Perempuan yang menangis di tepi kereta adalah mak budak tu. Depa laki
bini terkunci anak dalam kereta rupanya ...
Terdengar orang sekeliling sedang memarahi perempuan tu...
Pompuan A:
umpil aje la pintu kereta ni
Mak Budak tu:
tak boleh ...(sambil menangis)...nanti suami saya on the way balik ambil
kunci spare...
Pompuan C
: Isk tengok tu, sengsaranya baby tu menangis, u sanggup biar anak u
mati ke?
Mak budak tu:
(sambil menangis)...nanti suami saya marah...
Pakcik B:
isk kalau saya punya anak, kalau tertinggal kunci, saya takkan patah
balik rumah, saya pecahkan aje cermin kereta ni...
Pakcik C:
"Mana bapaknya???"
Mak Budak tu:
"Dia balik Meru ambil kunci"
Semua orang:
"Apa! Meru!!!"
Suasana menjadi kelam kabut sebab orang ramai menjerit-jerit memaksa
untuk pecahkan cermin kereta tu. suasana gamat macam perhimpunan
haram...
Tapi mak budak tu tak berani buat keputusan. Dia asyik kata..."saya
takut suami saya marah" "Tunggu suami saya datang"...Tetiba ade sorang
akak tampil dan jerit: pegi ambil kapak, pecahkan cermin kereta ni...
biar saya yang jawab dengan suami awak. Awak tak sayang nyawa anak ke?
Sambil beberapa orang pergi mencari tools utk pecahkan cermin keta,
beberapa orang pengawal keselamatan sibuk ambil beberapa baldi air dan
menyiram kereta BMW tu kerana kasihankan anak yang sedang kepanasan dan
kelemasan dalam kereta tu...
Seorang mekanik cina dari bengkel berdekatan dipanggil untuk umpil
pintu. Cina mekanik memberi komen " aiya ini keleta tak boleh umpil,
kena kasik picah cermin juga baru boleh masuk!"
Tak lama kemudian seorang mamat tiba dengan kapak keselamatan, maka
dikapak cermin tepi sebelah pemandu...praannng....!!!! Selesai
masalah...
Tak lama selepas itu baby tersebut berjaya dikeluarkan...kesian baby
tu..berpeluh-peluh dengan kulit pun pucat dah naik biru....
Seorang lagi lelaki menjerit "biar saya periksa dia.... saya doktor". Si
doktor mendukung bayi dan bergegas ke DEMC untuk memeriksa bayi tu...
Sehingga bayi tersebut dibawa ke DEMC...bapak dia masih tak
muncul-muncul ...ye la Meru tu kan jauh.... mungkin bapak dia singgah
makan sate kambing dulu...
heheh..greetings to my loyal visitor Dr.lokman wannabe...hehe..this is my new update for my blog..enjoy
Dragon fruit in Malaysia is still a new industry compared to others like Rubber and Palm oil.Dragon fruit will and have a potential to become an industry in Malaysia because of its longivity and age that can achieve 40-60 years.Believe it?There are a lots of people in Malaysia planting this species when it become famous in this few years,but there are also lots of the tree that they have no fruits at all..and there are also cases where the plant did not grow as it should be(That including me...heheh).This only applied to domestic and individual planter,not industries.
There are some advice or manual that should be followed by dragon fruit planter such as:
1.This plant need fertilizer every month.There are 2 type of fertilizer that should be applied;one is NPK green every 2 months,and Organic fertilizer base such as from chicken dunk or goat every 1 month.The organic fertilizer SHOULD BEEN PROCCESS beffore applied. The NPK fertilizer were use to grow its leaves and organic is for fruits.Only 500gram per plant/per month should be applied. (advice: DO NOT PUT the fertilizer close to the or touching the plant root because it will be damage and make the root burn!!!)
2. DO NOT water your dragon fruit plant every day!!This plant only need few drops of water everyday since it from Cactae Family(Cactus).This is why this plant is call plant and leave bussiness.There are no need to water this plant at all..
3. for first planting,Plant as longer as you can.the smaller or shorter you plant,the longer time it will takes to produce fruits.Get me?
4. The plant only producing fruit when the plant grows down to earth..Get me?Look at the Picture above.when it going up,no fruits,when going down,yes...
I think thats all I can share at this moment..I got this knowlege from my practical classes (amali ler..hehe)...
P/s: I got a GF now..hahahaha...
This girl have been missing for the last 100 hours from her parents. The girl were kidnapped from the playing ground near her house when she was playing with her sister..For the people who saw this girl,please report to the nearest police station.Help from other nation and country are really appreciated.Thank You.May Allah save her from became a victim of crime.Ameen.
hehe..sorry no more facts and news about agriculture lately...this time i put nutrition fact about goat meat because i am missing so much my maikel and i am the people who loves to eat..hahaha
A three ounce serving of roast goat contains approximately 122 kilocalories, of which about 23.5 calories come from fat. (By comparison, very lean beef steak contains 170 calories per 3oz serving, of which 63 come from fat.) Goats meat is a low fat alternative to red meats, like beef or lamb, and is an excellent food choice for anyone following a calorie-controlled diet.
Goat Meat, raw (100g) NUTRITION
Calories 109 kilocalories
Kilojoules 456 kilojoules
Total Fat 2.3g
Cholestero l57mg
Protein 20g
Goat Meat, roasted (100g) NUTRITION
Calories 122 kilocalories
Kilojoules 508 kilojoules
Total Fat 2.6g
Cholestero l64mg
Protein 23g
Goats Milk (1 cup) NUTRITION
Calories 168 kilocalories
Kilojoules 703 kilojoules
Total Fat 10g
Cholestero l27mg
Protein 8.7g
Goats Cheese, semi-soft (1oz) NUTRITION
Calories 103 kilocalories
Kilojoules 432 kilojoules
Total Fat 8.5g
Cholestero l22mg
Protein 6.1g
Sources include: USDA National Nutrient Database for Standard Reference, Release 19 (2006)
Food Shopping Counter (Natow and Heslin) 2006, The Fat Book (Bellerson) 2004.
Nutritional Information About Goat Meat
Chevron (goats meat) contains comparatively higher values of iron, potassium and thiamine than other meats. (Eastridge and Johnson, 1990). Specifically, a serving size of 100g of goat meat includes the following micronutrients: potassium (209mg), selenium (8.8mcg) and zinc (4mg).
Goat meat is also a high quality protein source, with minimal cholesterol intake risk. (USDA).
Although goats milk is low in folate, it supplies all calcium requirements and is a useful option for those who are allergic to cow's milk.
Nutritional Information About Fat Content Of Goat Meat
Goat meat is 50-65 percent lower in fat than similarly prepared beef, but has a similar protein content. (USDA).
It contains up to 45 per cent less saturated fat than chicken, even with the skin removed. (USDA).
Goat meat has 40 percent less saturated fat than chicken (without skin) and 850 percent less than beef. (USDA).
The cholesterol content of chevron (goat meat) is similar to that of beef, lamb, pork, and chicken and much lower than some dairy, poultry products and some seafoods. (Pond and Maner, 1984; Potchoiba et al., 1990; Stromer et al., 1966; Terrell et al., 1969; Park et al., 1991).
How To Save Calories
A useful guide to cutting calories is to avoid calorie-dense foods that are high in fat or sugar. These foods are too easily eaten. After a large main course we are not usually hungry, yet it's easy to eat a large serving of high-calorie ice cream, or a creamy dessert. By comparison, it's much more difficult to eat 4-5 large apples. Also, dietary fat has more than twice the calories (9 per gram) than carbs or protein (4 per gram), while excessive sugar can raise blood-glucose levels too rapidly and leave you hungry within a couple of hours. A better way to cut calories (and still feel full) is to choose high-fiber foods, such as vegetables, fruits, beans and whole grains. These foods tend to have a lower caloric content, and take longer to digest thus giving us a feeling of fullness for longer.
hehehe..now im UPM student..UPM my love,UPM my soul..hahah.my courses is under faculty on education studies.the size of faculty..fuyoo 4 or 5 time bigger then my former faculty FASM in UMT.Although im a bit shy shy cat and feel a bit small after registration during to large number of former UPM student registering under same courses (DPLI),then afeter few classes i feel a bit proud because bringing UMT name.hehe..FYI the number of UMT student in this courses is second largest although it only consist of 5 student..in my course la,means major in agriculture science,i think got few more students in SRT..err..dunno how to eloborate in english..sorry ya..
Now I have entered 3 classes..all of them have their own speciality i would rather say.1st class i attend is education technology,the lecturer name err..i forgot already..but he is one really full of experience teacher.so the class is full of story and in this class only i open my wide view for teacher profesion and carrier path..err FYI this is not the content of the subject,only for his introduction to make us loves our job more.hehe..i am loving it now :-p
second class is ladies,lenglui i would say...hehe..so its okay although the class is rather bored little bit.hehe
third class is DR.Chxx,for curriculum management..wah..i think this is my favourite class this sem..the lecturer is fun,the attitiude of the lecturer is rather same with my father's friend (ayah YIP..)hahah..chinese but speak malay very fluently..maybe because he is baba (from melaka) i think..
After entering UPM i rather approved what my best friends said( the people i kutuk2 before this) heheh..she said i would found many more people,many more lenglui...and its true..so many maa..
oklah..my wireless prepaid gone out oredi..bye2
assalamualaikum,
thx to all loyal visitor to my blog..now i little bit busy in UPM after register as a DPLI student..agriculture?leave for a while..let say bout 10 months..maikel my pet?leave at kelantan with my parent to take care about them..huhu..miss him a lot..although he only a pet..but i love them so much..hahah..people would say im crazy enough...but..i don't care..better to take care about something like animal rather then human that we sacrifice a lot but still bite us back...
UPM
I live at college 16..newest college in UPM after it was split for college 14..so would say rather it was new..but i would say..err..no la...cannot say anything..just sign aku janji..harharhh..ermm...from college to faculty rather far far far away...going upside down the hill...but here they got free buses..so i would thankful and be grateful to Allah for helping me..if not...Bro Lokman will lost to me by loosing so much weight..hahaha..relax arr lok..miss you all there..here i little bit lonely cause my coursemate only have 5 boy from 51 students!!! where on earth other boy go???and going to be more freaky...4 of them are former UPM student..so ..they have former friends here and there..i were leave alone in room..huuhuhuhu...God help me..
I took DPLI in agriculture science..little bit in my expertise i would say...hehe..class is only for 3 month,1 week exam and 1 week holiday!!huhuh..so little holiday..that for this sem..for next sem..2 week full of classes and 3 month practical on school..hahaha..here i come students!!!!heheh..people here are so many..and there are so many leng lui and annee...heheh..can waash my eye everyday and every second...everywhere...
now
in cc..hear some lengchai fucking here and there playing game...hahahahahah
